
Hello. It is me.
The humans call this a “close-up.” I call it an inspection. I was checking whether the camera had any treats inside it. It did not. Disappointing, but not unexpected.
Still, I allowed them to capture my best side: the nose, the whiskers, the very important eyes. You may admire them for a moment. This is a privilege.
They say I look curious. Incorrect. I look like I am deciding whether you are useful. The answer depends entirely on whether you have chicken.
For now, the investigation continues.

